I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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