i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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