Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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