My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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