I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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