Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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