Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
it glows. i had to have it.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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