Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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