Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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