I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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