My Higher Power is John Stamos
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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