is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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