You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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