This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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