Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize