she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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