i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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