But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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