Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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