Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I think people are normalizing furries
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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