Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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