ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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