I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We got so high we made milksteak
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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