You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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