Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
