she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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