What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
It's just like the Real World with babies
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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