I am in a vortex of obligation.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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