Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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