I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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