why didn't you poke me back
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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