you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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