marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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