We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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