I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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