It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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