Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
