you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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