Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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