It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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