I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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