found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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