After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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