I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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