what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Are my feet made of real feet?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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