he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
