Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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