Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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