It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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