Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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