i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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