Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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