Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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