I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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