all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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