my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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