What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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