Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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